horologist
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 Re:ARSON (Posted on: 2012-10-25 23:42:34)
Let me get this right... You\'re wife & yourself burnt her underwear to celebrate her losing weight and you even went out and bought her some sexy new stuff. Am I correct so far? Now, from what I can gather you are now saying she has since called the Police and stated that you have burnt all her underwear in malice and she wishes to press charges against you (*I take it you are no longer an item) Firstly, if you are in the UK, this is not really a Police matter but a civil one. So long as you didn\'t set fire to the garments in the house where it could be said you endangered others lives.. You quite rightly burnt them in a controlled place. Her is what I would do - I would let her call you to court but keep an ACE up you\'re sleeve. You need someone who can tie her in knots on the stand (I could do it) by asking her multiple, quick answer questions, that start in her favour so she would just answer a definite yes or no answer, throw enough of these at her until she seems bored or off track and then throw in a \'Did it give you pleasure to watch all that oversized underwear burn that night\' - she will automatically say yes, because she would of felt pleasure for sure and she is in the yes/no answering mode, so she would automatically say yes without even really realising it. As soon as she says yes - BLAM case closed, thank you you\'re honour but she just admitted on oath that she felt pleasure watching her underwear burn, meaning she was there when they were burnt and so the claim against my client cannot therefore be true. Case Discharged - You are a free man Need me in court for FREE Mail me
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Re:ARSON (Posted on: 2012-10-07 14:10:29)
Surely she would have to go to the small claims court? and that would cost her more than the underwear? Women...dont get me started! (and I am one!)
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ARSON (Posted on: 2012-09-25 18:58:48)
Does anyone know what the likely outcome would be for burning my wife\'s lingerie which no longer fitted? It all comes to about £250, was a little bonfire in the back garden and no-one else was around or in the house. She had agreed to me getting rid of it since she had lost lots of weight. As a treat I said I would get rid of the old and take her on a shopping spree of £500 to replace the stuff. Since then she complained to the police - evil witch that she is.
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